Kiss-Ass 101 (a.k.a. KA101)

Here's the curriculum:

Smile at the teacher and say good morning when you enter the class room.

It may feel as though you are running a con. That's OK. It is a con. Keep running the con until you feel comfortable smiling at the teacher. Part of a teacher's job is to be there for you to learn how to smile without feeling uncomfortable or guilty—until the experience of con is gone. Remember, you are supposed to feel uncomfortable around most adults in authority.

Always say goodbye when the class is over.

Hand in your homework on time and neatly.

When you address your teacher always use the honorific Mr., Ms., or Mrs.

Reply with "Yes Sir," or "No Mamm.

For extra points ask: "Is there anything I can do for you?"

And here's the hardest part of KA101. Do your best to get at least one other classmate to call you a kiss-ass. If you do this the teacher will defend you.

If you follow this curriculum you'll notice that at the end of the year your grade will be one grade higher than it would have been had you not taken KA101.

Note: Most all military General's Aids become Generals and most all Congressional and Senatorial Interns become politicians. All start out kissing ass. Eventually kissing ass turns into service. In serving one who serves, you discover who you are.

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